@sun @lebronjames75 This is the 21st century version of this painting
@sun @lebronjames75
Q: which caused greater amounts of environmental damage?
A: it depends on the window of time for your query. Over time, I believe (hope) that my sperm will win. The volcano is coming out strong, only.
Q: which has greater appeal to women?
A: not all of my eruptions have been appreciated, but I can guarantee that no woman has ever run away in terror.
Q: why would you do this?
A: why did the volcano do this? We're all just letting off steam, man.
Q: why would you post a video of you doing this?
A: shitposting (ideal answer), gay (likely answer), mindbroken by modernity and trying to become e-famous on porn sites (not likely but depression is the correct emotion to feel after seeing this picture, so I'm trying to help)
Q: which caused greater amounts of environmental damage?
A: it depends on the window of time for your query. Over time, I believe (hope) that my sperm will win. The volcano is coming out strong, only.
Q: which has greater appeal to women?
A: not all of my eruptions have been appreciated, but I can guarantee that no woman has ever run away in terror.
Q: why would you do this?
A: why did the volcano do this? We're all just letting off steam, man.
Q: why would you post a video of you doing this?
A: shitposting (ideal answer), gay (likely answer), mindbroken by modernity and trying to become e-famous on porn sites (not likely but depression is the correct emotion to feel after seeing this picture, so I'm trying to help)
The fetish isn't jerking off to the volcano, the real fetish is posting about jerking off to the volcano on the Internet
@sun@shitposter.world @lebronjames75@shitposter.world that's a real life achievement unlocked right there
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@sun @lebronjames75 That censoring looks like the state of Georgia