Miniature bull terriers always put a smile on my face

Does he eat babies or is that just a pibble thing?

My sister recommend getting a pit bull to my brother after his baby was born because they're natural nannies.

Normal people: Wow pitbulls are a dangerous breed and shouldn't be accessible to random people.
Childless women: NOOO HOW COULD YOU?! I'M GOING TO START A PR CAMPAIGN SHOWING THAT YOU'RE A BIGOT AND PIT BULLS ARE SWEET. MINE ONLY CHEWED ON A TODDLER ONCE. I BET YOU ALSO HATE BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ALSO COMMIT A LOT OF CRIMES.
Normal People: You know... 🤔

Okay, I remembered hearing somewhere that pitbull advocacy comes entirely from some crazy Jewish lady with a shitload of money. Turns out yeah, that's entirely what it is.

Jane Rotrosen Berkey dropped out of college in 1974 to start a literary agency for smut writers. In 1985 she got bored of that and dropped some $2.5 million to buy the Animal Farm Foundation, a nonprofit that she and her brother keeps pumping money into. Where does her money come from? All inherited from her father, Joseph Saul, who was a kike on the board for "American Friends of the Israel Museum."

Literally all pitmommy propaganda comes from this singular source. Note that the language they use is explicitly about anti-racism and civil rights for niggers rather than about dogs.

Further reading: https://daxtonsfather.wordpress.com/2014/08/16/the-pit-bull-lobby-jane-berkey-animal-farm-foundation-karen-delise-the-national-canine-research-council-indeterminate-breeds/